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小兔子问农夫：农夫农夫~怎么才能像你一样手上长满厚厚的老茧？农夫说：跟我一起干活就行了。于是小兔子给农夫干了好多天的活，一直从播种干到丰收。农夫说：你喜欢吃什么就拿些回去吧。小兔子什么也没要，它开心的跑去找到小刺猬：你看，再也不怕扎破手，我可以和你一起玩跳山羊了。

The rabbit asked the farmer, the farmer the farmer ~ how can I like you hand covered with a thick calluses? The farmer said: work together with me. So little rabbit to the farmer after many days of live, from sowing to harvest. The farmer said: do you like to eat what take some back. Little rabbit to nothing, it happy run to find little hedgehog: you see, no longer afraid of broken hand, I can play with you jump goat.

橙子喜欢凡凡很久了。一天，他终于鼓足勇气跟凡凡表白，跟他说喜欢他，凡凡笑了一下问，“喜欢我多久啦？”“这么多废话，你表个态呗？”他说，“我就是想看看，是你喜欢我时间长，还是我喜欢你时间长。”僵住，然后感动。这个世界上最美好的事就是你喜欢的人也喜欢你

The orange like that for a long time. One day, he finally get up the courage to talk to whoever whoever I love, like he said to him, all who smiled mrs.nikzad: let's wait and ask, "how long like me?" "So many useless talk, you watch a state bai?" , "he said." I just want to see, is that you like me long time, still I love you long time." Froze and moved. The best thing in this world is you like of the person also like you

她问他，我在你心里占多大位置。他说：300克。女人一直以为男人不够爱他，于是提出了分手。男人黯然答应。很多年后的一天，女人看讲座，老师说：一个成年人的心脏大概300克。听后，女人泪如雨下。

She asked him, how I in your heart position. He said: 300 grams. Women have been thought that man is not love him, and put forward to break up. Men agreed. Many years later one day, a woman watching lectures, the teacher said: an adult heart is about 300 grams. After hearing, the woman tears.

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