pitbull吧 关注：15,329贴子：236,777
视频转自猴姆，猴哥好东西真的多啊，标题没打全，是拿GME开刀了，个人觉得模仿p叔的真的超像啊，快赶上双胞胎了。
歌词如下：
PITBULL
Me not working hard? Yeah right capture that with a polaroid Just take it and shake it - wait - they no longer make it? Then try preparation H for your hemorrhoids Just made a million for that - my checkbook's on steroids Pitbull, Nayer, Ne-yo, J-Lo, Dave Matthews, Regis, the other Neo, Gandalf, Waldo, Josh Groban, Ron Weasley, Lassie
NE-YO
Guess what, we just banged in the elevator
That was fun I'll call you later
Oh no were trapped, we might be stuck till tomorrow
Oh, god I can't breathe
NAYER
I am whispering
Because I can't sing
Have you seen Ne-yo
No not that Neo
He said to meet him here
He has my underwear
I'm just eye candy
NE-YO
Call the fire department tell em hey
We are trapped and our phones have died
This is payback from my wife
Try and pull the doors apart
Oh c'mon, did you just fart?
PITBULL
Now lemmie get this right,
Sent all my people the evite, and they said they was attendin'
But tonight It see***ike nobody was payin' atten-tion
It's insane to me that my friends can't focus
Imma need David Blaine and a little hocus pocus
They need to stop spreadin' A.D.D or get them some Ritalin
I'll be on the couch just cold-ass chillin
Wait - did I say June or July baby?
Now that's going to drive my mind crazy.
Not even Waldo showed, I can never find him anyway though
Dalek
Excuse me, Even though I'm here alone I'll practice my moves, tonight
James Bond, Sherlock Holmes, and "Poke ya in the eye". Punch the invisible man, stick 'em up, and the dragon fly Check out the 7th grade photo
Dolly
Lassie, you made it! What's that you sayin, girl? Ne-Yo is trapped in the elevator? But he's right over here.
Oh, you mean the other Neo. Damn, you an inspirational dog. What kind a breed are you? Ah, just as I suspected: Collie
NE-YO
You guys I've been stuck in here since five
Had to eat this chick to survive
I didn't realise this red button opened the doors
That's hilarious
歌词如下：
PITBULL
Me not working hard? Yeah right capture that with a polaroid Just take it and shake it - wait - they no longer make it? Then try preparation H for your hemorrhoids Just made a million for that - my checkbook's on steroids Pitbull, Nayer, Ne-yo, J-Lo, Dave Matthews, Regis, the other Neo, Gandalf, Waldo, Josh Groban, Ron Weasley, Lassie
NE-YO
Guess what, we just banged in the elevator
That was fun I'll call you later
Oh no were trapped, we might be stuck till tomorrow
Oh, god I can't breathe
NAYER
I am whispering
Because I can't sing
Have you seen Ne-yo
No not that Neo
He said to meet him here
He has my underwear
I'm just eye candy
NE-YO
Call the fire department tell em hey
We are trapped and our phones have died
This is payback from my wife
Try and pull the doors apart
Oh c'mon, did you just fart?
PITBULL
Now lemmie get this right,
Sent all my people the evite, and they said they was attendin'
But tonight It see***ike nobody was payin' atten-tion
It's insane to me that my friends can't focus
Imma need David Blaine and a little hocus pocus
They need to stop spreadin' A.D.D or get them some Ritalin
I'll be on the couch just cold-ass chillin
Wait - did I say June or July baby?
Now that's going to drive my mind crazy.
Not even Waldo showed, I can never find him anyway though
Dalek
Excuse me, Even though I'm here alone I'll practice my moves, tonight
James Bond, Sherlock Holmes, and "Poke ya in the eye". Punch the invisible man, stick 'em up, and the dragon fly Check out the 7th grade photo
Dolly
Lassie, you made it! What's that you sayin, girl? Ne-Yo is trapped in the elevator? But he's right over here.
Oh, you mean the other Neo. Damn, you an inspirational dog. What kind a breed are you? Ah, just as I suspected: Collie
NE-YO
You guys I've been stuck in here since five
Had to eat this chick to survive
I didn't realise this red button opened the doors
That's hilarious
水果
果然光头都歪嘴
