翻译贴直播：外国人对2010央视春晚杂技的评论，纷纷惊呼不可思议

It's like the old saying goes... Whatever you attempt to do in life, just be aware that there is always an Asian out there who has perfected it. 就像那句老话，无论你在人生中尝试做什么，要知道，总有亚洲人比你做得更完美。
These guys should open a window cleaning company. 这些小伙子应该开一家窗户保洁公司
Holy Toledo. Simply SENSATIONAL. Can anyone tell me the name of the team/troupe? And, what is the translation of the title? UPLOAD SOME MORE OF THEIR VIDEOS!!! 太好了，只管轰动吧。谁能告诉我这个杂技团的名字？还有标题翻译过来是什么意思？请上传更多他们的视频！！！

This proves it. Cartman was right. The Chinese WILL take over the world.
这证明了一点：卡特曼是正确的，中国人将接管世界。
this is what gold farmers do when games are patching
这就是网游打钱族们在游戏更新时所做的事情。（gold farmers 是对中国职业网游玩家的戏称）
holy shiiiiiiz! i can't even do 1 backflip! that was amazing!.. too bad they cant see my comment back in china :
狗屎！！！我甚至不能做一个后空翻！ 这是了不起的！ 太可惜了，他们回中国后不能看到我的评论。

Three Chinese boys died during the training for this production. May they rest in peace.
三名中国男孩死于训练中，愿他们安息！
lol I love the audience's expressions, like it's just another day in China..
. 笑，我喜欢看观众的表情，似乎在说：这又是一天罢了。（意思是观众表情很淡定）
Unbelievable is probably the word made for the performance.
可能“难以置信”这个词才适合这个表演。
What the f**k did I just watch. I can't even walk up the stair with a basket on laundry.
我刚看的是他妈的什么？甚至不能让我拿着衣物篮去楼上的洗衣房。

*GULP* I for one welcome our new gymnastic Asian overlords.
额，我个人欢迎我们新的亚洲体操霸主。
my god. If you didn't think that asians would take over the world before, it has now been confirmed. there will be no stopping these child assasins. no man or machine can stop them. Im giving up now. balls of steel.
我的天。如果你之前不相信亚洲人接管世界，现在应该信了吧。没有什么能阻止这些小刺客（assasins原指暗杀十字军的***极端教派）。没有任何人或机器能阻止他们，现在我打定主意放弃了。
****ing outstanding.
太TM牛叉了。

After watching this video it's clear: America does not have talent.
看过这个视频更明显了：美国没有天才。
once upon a time these guys were ninjas. They gave it up for dancing.
以前这些人是忍者。他们为了表演放弃了当忍者。
They are still ninjas. This is their disguise.
他们仍然是忍者。这是他们的假面目。
brought to you by the chinese government, where kids are forced to do this.
这些中国government给你看的，都是强迫孩子表演的。

everybody in the addience is like. Mh...ive seen better.
观众们似乎在说：这没啥…我看过更好看的
So where do I have to go to get those pants?
那么，我要上哪找这身行头？
humans are awesome
人类真牛逼
what the **** just happened?
刚才他妈的发生了什么？

I got to 2:35 and my balls could take no more. 
到2:35时，我就惊呆了。
Are they tossing around children?
他们是这么折腾小孩的？
The discipline that went into achieving this is staggering.
完成这次表演的训练是惊人的

It wouldn't look THAT gay, except the boys are actually wearing mascara. Make up aside, GREAT performance and I think it's really cool. I could never do something like that.
看起来不算很GAY, 除了男孩们带了假睫毛， 除了化妆，这是一场伟大的表演，我认为这真的很酷。我永远做不到这些。
Wow.. Cartman was right,,
哇，卡特曼说对了。
Do these people not have genitalia?
这些人木有小jj吗?
the audience are like "these kids have a long way to go. i can do that. just don't wanna."
观众的表情似乎在说：“这些孩子有很长的路走，我也能做到，只是不想罢了”
Nobody in the crowd seemed impressed afterward...
看过之后，似乎没有在人群之中留下深刻印象….

The two guys that made a mistake that none of us noticed will be executed tomorrow afternoon.
有两个孩子犯了一个我们没有注意到的错误，他们将于明天下午被处决。
Wow, epic. Seriously, only Asians could pull something like that off. I mean, is that racist? Is it still racist if its true? Asians are beasts at gymnastics and group coordination. I don't see any white or black people pulling something like this off, this is on a different level.
哇，很精彩。说真的，只有亚洲佬才能做到这些。额，这算种族主义吗？ 亚洲人胜在体操和团队合作。我没有看过白人或黑人搞过这些，完全不是一个层次。
Hey look, 18 people missed the like button.
嘿，看，18个人点错了“顶”按钮。（截至目前为止，该视频播放次数为1,391,143次，2,819 人顶了此视频，39 人踩了此视频）



What the shit is even happening at 2:30?
2:30是他妈怎么做到的？
This doesn't do the Asian stereotype much good.
这对改变亚洲的刻板印象没有什么作用
I feel so sorry for thier asses.
我真担心他们的屁股。
The Chinese army is starting to scare me!
中国军队开始吓到我
everyone in the audience is golf clapping like that s**t happens every day over there....
观众里的每一个人鼓掌就像每天都要拉屎一样。
Cirque du Soleil performers are crying right now
太阳马戏团的表演者此刻泪流满面。

These girls are fearless.
这些孩子都无所畏惧。
Amazing. I bet none of these kids had any childhoods though.
太神奇了，我敢打赌这些孩子都没有童年。
its world of goo with humans
这是粘粘世界真人版。

****ing chinese, the crowd looks like; "ok, that was good, NEXT!"
TMD的中国观众们好像在说：“恩，还行，下一组！”
Chinese are top in world in defying gravity..!! Amazing and mind blowing.. hats off to this performance.!! Thanks for uploading..
在藐视地球引力方面，中国人走在了世界的前列。这是令人惊讶和兴奋的。为这场表演脱帽致敬！谢谢上传！
This event (Chinese:春节联欢晚会) is held by Chinese National Television(CCTV) for celebrating Chinese Lunar New Year (13th Feb 2010) in Beijing China. According to the Chinese subtitle, this acrobatics has been awarded the Golden Clown Prize in "Festival Mondial du Cirque de Demain" Montreal, Canada.
这是为了庆祝农历新年，中国国家电视台举办的晚会。根据中文字幕，这个杂技团获得2010年度摩纳哥蒙特卡洛的金小丑奖。