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刚刚在看天涯 上面有个帖子说用omegle什么的 然后我就进了那个聊天网站= =
第一二次都是和中国友人聊的 然后第二个姑娘很好心教了我一些方法= =
说让我不要说是中国人 要不然人家就直接切了 让我说点欧洲国家什么的。。
然后第三个人 我就说 我是比利时人 然后下面的 你自己看吧= =


1楼2012-01-27 21:22回复
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    2楼2012-01-27 21:23
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      Stranger: hi
      Stranger: from?
      Stranger: ?
      You: hey
      Stranger: where r u from
      You: Belgien
      You: you?
      Stranger: ich spreche deutsch kleine
      Stranger: do u speak german in belgia
      Stranger: ?
      You: aha?
      Stranger: can you help me something , i want to learn to swear in different languages, how do you say **** you in german
      You: I have a Chinese teacher,maybe she can help you
      You: do you want to speak Chinese?
      Stranger: ok
      Stranger: yes
      You: ok, I will ask her
      You: please wait a minute
      Stranger: k
      You: a ha , she said in Chinese, **** is 操.
      Stranger: how do you pronounce that
      You: please wait a minute ,let me ask her again
      You: /ʃhau/ in English, cāo in Chinese.
      You: oh,Chinese is too difficult..
      Stranger: yes it is
      You: a ha
      You: now do you know hou to say it,操?
      Stranger: yes
      Stranger: thx
      Stranger: now i go
      Stranger: bye
      You: bye


      3楼2012-01-27 21:24
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        对了那个星号屏蔽的是伐克= =


        4楼2012-01-27 21:24
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          英语一个字都不给算吗= =


          5楼2012-01-27 21:25
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            我怀疑这个印度阿三是冒牌货。。
            You: hi
            Stranger: hi
            Stranger: asl
            You: 17
            You: f
            You: UK
            Stranger: 18
            Stranger: m
            Stranger: india
            You: will India's pie is nice!
            Stranger: yes veryyyyyyyyyyyy
            Stranger: nice
            You: I hope I can test it some day
            You: My friend said is the most delicious in the world!
            Stranger: come 2 india can try it
            You: OK I will
            我当中有一句语法极度错误的句子 他竟然听懂了= =


            7楼2012-01-27 21:51
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              终于可以欺负人了哈哈哈哈哈哈
              You: hi
              Stranger: hi
              You: asl
              Stranger: where are you from ?
              You: Kroatien
              Stranger: what's the meaning of asl ?
              You: Age/Sex/Location?
              Stranger: o
              Stranger: how old are you
              You: 34
              Stranger: surprise ,i am 22
              You: m/f
              Stranger: ?
              You: male or female
              Stranger: m
              You: age
              Stranger: my spoken english is poor
              Stranger: 22
              Stranger: male or female ?
              You: m
              You: that isn't atroubie
              Stranger: o
              You: from
              Stranger: chine
              Stranger: china
              You: 兄弟 你这样会被老外们鄙视的
              Stranger: 没办法
              You: 你来这里什么目的?
              Stranger: 没事无聊
              You: 你最好不要告诉我你回个中文都需要翻译。。
              You: 无聊就别来这种地方了 会受打击的 兄弟


              8楼2012-01-27 22:19
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                只是因为我听不懂他在说什么。。
                Stranger: joe
                Stranger: yo
                You: hey
                Stranger: hey
                Stranger: wassup
                Stranger: BELIEVE
                You: I am playing a game
                Stranger: which
                You: angry bird
                Stranger: i hate games
                Your conversational partner has disconnected.


                9楼2012-01-27 22:21
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                  我上次也遇到个一个然后我直接说son of bitch you are 然后他还问我asl什么的= =


                  13楼2012-01-27 22:54
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                    我不是说了空你急哇的吗。。是日语我只有说是日本人了阿。。然后日本我只知道一个城市的英文就是Tokyo然后就这么写的= =


                    14楼2012-01-27 22:55
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                      这个我知道。。我都跟前面那个中国人说过。。= =性别是sex你个傻子。。


                      17楼2012-01-27 23:15
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                        怎么样。。


                        19楼2012-01-27 23:16
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                          好吧。。


                          20楼2012-01-27 23:16
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                            怎么被吞了QAQ


                            23楼2012-01-27 23:32
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                              好可爱的taiwanese小盆友=w=[这是我学他唷]
                              其实中途好想跟他说其实我是中国人啊喂。。= =
                              101逊过了迪拜塔这都是以前在浮岛上看到的。。那段好感人。。
                              其实还想跟他说个好梦的但是他已经切了啊哭QAQ
                              You: hey
                              Stranger: hi
                              Stranger: you from?
                              You: what is ur name
                              You: UK
                              Stranger: ok:)
                              You: a ha
                              Stranger: I from Taiwan
                              Stranger: nice to meet you
                              You: well nice to meet you to
                              You: Taiwan is a good place to go for a trip
                              Stranger: thank
                              You: ha ha
                              You: how old r u?
                              Stranger: You come to Taiwan?
                              Stranger: 15
                              Stranger: 15
                              You: boy or girl?
                              Stranger: boy
                              You: I ve never came to Taiwan but my sister came to there once
                              You: r u a student?
                              Stranger: oh
                              Stranger: yas
                              Stranger: I'm student
                              Stranger: how old r u?
                              You: 23
                              Stranger: boy?
                              You: girl
                              You: old girl haha
                              Stranger: Not at all.
                              You: a ha?
                              Stranger: young
                              Stranger: you
                              You: u r younger than me
                              Stranger: yas
                              You: haha
                              Stranger: Where you live in the UK
                              Stranger: London?
                              You: yes
                              You: why do you know?
                              Stranger: Capital of England
                              You: oh yes
                              You: and where do you live?
                              Stranger: London's famous
                              You: oh yes
                              Stranger: Taiwan's Taipei
                              Stranger: You know?
                              You: I know it's capital of Taiwan
                              You: I was right?
                              Stranger: yea
                              Stranger: yas
                              You: haha
                              You: well Taibei must be beautiful
                              Stranger: How you treat the people of Taiwan have?
                              Stranger: You know Taipei 101?
                              You: well people in Taiwan must be kind-harted
                              You: I know, it's so tall!
                              You: and beautiful!
                              Stranger: yes
                              You: I want to stand on the top of it and touth the sky!
                              Stranger: It was once the world's tallest building
                              You: oh yes!
                              You: the architect is talent!
                              Stranger: But now the Burj Dubai
                              You: ohhh that's too bad..
                              Stranger: yes
                              Stranger: Taiwanese people are sad
                              You: ohhhh I can understand it
                              Stranger: I a***eepy, good night
                              Stranger: bye
                              You: bye


                              24楼2012-01-27 23:45
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